Iacta Est

that croc blowjob...was that paarthunax reference?

btw great game! love the artstyle and soundtrack, the roguelite element in the gameplay too! Had a pretty easy time with only like 2 resets total on crane+croc and Bastet, 3 if we count getting bad ending. -10hp for extra die every turn is such a no brainer to grab.

all in all cant believe this level of polish and care is given to a free game. will definitvely keep an eye out for your new stuff. and holy crap was just going thru your past work and realized you made wasteland rodeo, amazing stuff really

Just finished the game, what a nice story with a well-made minigame to match! My only complaint would be that the crane + croc fight feels incredibly unfair, took me the longest of any fight by far, and everything else felt balanced and beatable by mainly strategy rather than pure luck, but I found a combo of perks that made it what I feel to be the least luck based in the end. Great soundtrack too.

Hey I found your art first on iFunny then twitter and now here, do you happen to have any android games?

Any chance to be on android? 

The game mechanic is quite interesting, but fight Alea vs Pentari x Sexebi is too hard. You can't defeat them without preying to The God Of Random.

cool game, i am actually surprised that i liked the game itself more than the nsfw scenes.

super cool concept! Can’t wait to see more from you.  Only issue is that the Second fight with the crane and croc feels impossible. I’ve also got the bug where upgrading one of my relics permanently reduces me down to 2, and having to restart is very frustrating 

bro tri x quake was NOT fun TAT 

how is 4 turns wihtout new dice fair at all

The crane x crocodile fight is like imposible, is there a trick for it?

So, just to clarify, the nsfw is only on itch.io? And how can I access these scenes?

Is there some sort of trick to the crane fight? I've been at it for like 20 minutes and can't get it, that might just be me though.

That Game is awesome! I'm so in love with these characters and i'm so pleasured of the ending!

it's a really great game! I think there's an important bug though:
if you swap out the artifact that gives you +3 to a dice, it counts as one artifact only. So if you get +3, and then swap it out, you are effectively down one artifact permanently, which breaks the balance of the game, 'cause it's hard enough that you can't afford to just straight up be missing an artifact. this locked me from progressing past the 2nd fight with they gaybois.

great game overall tho! just a few kinks to figure out (heh)

The game for android crashes on first fight with the fox. It crashed on where she was gonna stab me in back.

Trying to play on android and the game just crashes on first fight :/

I feel like the last fight (And possibly the one before that, but I did beat it out of sheer luck) is almost impossible without getting the right skills, like the one that triples your dice. First playthrough and i only got the add dice value, add extra dice and skip die draw. Since parry is disabled on both of those, you'll never out value your opponent when they draw more dice than you, unless you constantly roll 6s, even then i dont think its possible to win the last fight even if you do that unless they get super unlucky with their rolls. and god, im not into the idea of doing dozens of fights until they do get that lol

And I dont like the idea of repeating the game again just to get the right skills...

Other than that. a decent game with a cute story

Yo... My antivirus blocked me from downloading it, it showned that your game has a malware and forced deleted it.  Care to explain?

I really liked this game. My main problem with it is that whenever I download it, it's shifted to the left. Like, only the w in new is able to be seen on the menu. This obviously causes a problem in battles not being able to use some of your dice if they spawn offscreen. I am playing on a laptop if that matters.

I liked the game, it was difficult at some points, but very entertaining, I hope you will make another one in the future, I would love to play it

Heya! Fun game. I like the artwork!

One problem though - I'm on the 2nd day and the fight with the fox lady doesnt appear to be beatable. I spent like an hour on that fight alone and whatever strat I can think of using doesnt work because she just always has more dice than me. If I save dice/ parry, she just steals my dice. And if I use them right away - she still  has more than me. Im not exactly sure what to do...  Maybe you could add a way for players to stop her from stealing our dice?