Iacta Est

Game developers always, always, always make their games too hard. It's because, if you made the systems, poured over it for dozens of hours, you will always overestimate how well people do at the game. I had to grind the final fight until I got lucky with my "sacrifice" card stacking with a x2 bonus. I don't think there's any other way to win that fight.

The game would be tons better with an 'easy' difficulty. Other than that this is an amazing game!

I hate when a game gives the impression of saving your progress but if you so much as reload the page it is all wiped, including the scene gallery.

Unum is hard, but for some reason when I tried to swap artifacts they are like behind the battle button. is there a way I can click them?

how can i beat the bird that guy to strong

Just finished your game...that was really, really nice. Good job <3 everything about it the game play, sound effects, music, character designs....Grade A stuff, thank you for making this.

I love this game! but I'm honestly close to dropping it as the croc/crane level is almost impossible. I haven't had to restart anywhere near this many times for my playthrough. mostly because of the chokehold for 3 turns which I feel brings this particular fight from delightfully challenging to just plain annoying, as, i've finally gotten close before immediately losing. I would've personally lowered the amount of turns you could be held for, or only allow it to be used once per battle, especially since the player can only do it for one and has to wait four turns to use it. but nothing to do about it as it stands, as I doubt you'll be returning to this game. i've tried trading out my artifacts multiple times and i'm yet to succeed. i'll update my comment if I manage to beat it, but if I quit playing a game, I'm unlikely to pick it back up :/ (the art and writing is amazing though! and i'd love to know where the title comes from.)

(i've also realized since i'm on browser i'll likely have to do everything all over again if I quit, which will only be mildly annoying as none of the levels have been as annoying as this one lol)

HOLY FUCK I MADE IT BY LUCK AND PARRYING Still, it;s very weird that the fight with a literal GODDESS was the easiest match in the game to beat. even UNUM only took one try!

is the soundtrack anywhere else? newgrounds is blocked in my country.
also i love the gameplay, I'd play this even without the lewds.

Y'know, I went into this with the thought of "Ah, Zoquete? I've seen their stuff before. Great things! But a game? Well, guess it can't hurt to try."

And was I glad I tried.
1. The gameplay itself is genuinely fun. There's a good amount of variety and strategy in this rather simple looking dice-rolling game. And it doesn't overstay its welcome either. I had a lot of fun.
2. Damn that music... There's a lot of fucking bangers in there. Going to be desperately trying to find out how I might find the tracks and listen to them.
3. The story was genuinely nice. At first I thought "What? Is this it? Six battles and no lewd stuff? What the hell?" And then you get hit by "Psyche, day 1 of 3, bitch." Genuinely loved the story, and was nice to see the characters interact, and they were very cute!
4. The art is... well, do I really need to say it? <3


There were a few parts that kind of stuck out to me in another way:
1. On day 3, the second fight felt a lot tougher than any of the others. It may have been I was very lucky in the other fights, but the second fight on day 3 took me several attempts before succeeding, and any other fight took a max of 2-3.
2. The end guy's backstory felt a little cliché at points, but was also very good at other points, which was kind of weird. If it's cliché at some points, it doesn't normally end up being good at others, just overall mid or all of it cliché... But it somehow managed!

That said, it is a short game, and overall very good. 9/10! <3

Honestly, the game is great up until that last boss. Dunno how I was doing it, but I was rolling the lowest numbers consistently... But I don't think that would matter too much since that boss nukes every 3 turns. I wanted to see that final scene, but I guess it wasn't for me. Other than that, everything else is great.

Absolutely fantastic game. Comboing chokehold, dice flip, and +2 for huge advantage after a parry or two is really satisfying and the scenes are nice and hot. It does feel kinda weird that the straight 3way scene is skippable but the gay 3way scene isn't, and it's also a bit of a shame that bastet doesn't get a scene at all, but those are rather minor nitpicks. It'd be really great to have another game in this style or maybe a sequel or something. Perhaps Alea could become a dungeon guard and be tasked with stopping other sexy adventurers

The art is spectacular but the actual game part is insufferable. Once the crane and the crocodile are together the game is simply impossible - stopping you from drawing any dice for THREE TURNS while they get 3 dice every turn is just bad game design.

IMPORTANT THING.

you apparently need to lost the final fight one time to get all the lewd sceen. i just finish the game one time by wining a thought you have to fight The final boss the first time you see him instead of speaking but i have miss understand and have to see only the images and not the texte of the loosing ending. and already burst my save qwq

LOVED IT, amazing game and amazing art, loved the difficulty and the story line as well! would be cool to see a part 2 to the game actually, but anyway, amazing work, thanks for making it!

Night 3 was the unironically the easiest night I played, counting that RNJesus smiled upon me. 1st move I parried, making the damage do x2 and after the game gave me 3 dices of 5 points(sacrificed 10 health for another dice), I rolled a 6 with an ability (Left over dice) and did 40 dmg ending the fight in 2 moves. 10/10 game ( PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD nerf the bird, it's just too overpowered since it can counterattack, force you to parry, than use your parry against you when it throws at you 6 dices. after that, if you survived you still have to get lucky enough so that you can counterattack your counterattack. Actual game-ender, especially with the crocodile)

Fullscreen please

Android version?

Personally just wanna say I enjoyed the game, the art style as well as the story are just beautiful and it was fun to get to completely play through it. I noticed people in the comments complaining about the difficulty of the duo sections and I gotta say I myself had some pretty good luck with my rolls as well as some nice trinkets to help me get through them. As for the final boss it was rough but enjoyable, after much trial and error along with skipping through a lot of womb bloating sex I finally got the correct set of trinkets to allow me to pull out a victory. Once again wanna thank everyone who made the game possible and thank you for sharing this experience! Loved it.

Thanks for the "египеская сила" at the end, very inspiring

that croc blowjob...was that paarthunax reference?

btw great game! love the artstyle and soundtrack, the roguelite element in the gameplay too! Had a pretty easy time with only like 2 resets total on crane+croc and Bastet, 3 if we count getting bad ending. -10hp for extra die every turn is such a no brainer to grab.

all in all cant believe this level of polish and care is given to a free game. will definitvely keep an eye out for your new stuff. and holy crap was just going thru your past work and realized you made wasteland rodeo, amazing stuff really

Just finished the game, what a nice story with a well-made minigame to match! My only complaint would be that the crane + croc fight feels incredibly unfair, took me the longest of any fight by far, and everything else felt balanced and beatable by mainly strategy rather than pure luck, but I found a combo of perks that made it what I feel to be the least luck based in the end. Great soundtrack too.

Hey I found your art first on iFunny then twitter and now here, do you happen to have any android games?

Any chance to be on android? 

The game mechanic is quite interesting, but fight Alea vs Pentari x Sexebi is too hard. You can't defeat them without preying to The God Of Random.

cool game, i am actually surprised that i liked the game itself more than the nsfw scenes.

super cool concept! Can’t wait to see more from you.  Only issue is that the Second fight with the crane and croc feels impossible. I’ve also got the bug where upgrading one of my relics permanently reduces me down to 2, and having to restart is very frustrating 

bro tri x quake was NOT fun TAT 

how is 4 turns wihtout new dice fair at all

The crane x crocodile fight is like imposible, is there a trick for it?