Build Your Own Monster Fucker Permit

Tired of hot cryptids questioning your sexual validity? Fed up with terrors of the night tearing you apart without even taking you out to dinner first? Having trouble pouring your heart out to vampires without literally doing so?

If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions,

You need an official* Monster Fucker Permit!

Officially document you (or your OC's) teratophilic tendencies with this handy template. Best edited with the GNU image manipulation program, but compatible with any image editing software. The icons in the background of the cards are made by the wonderful @Equinox_341 on Twitter!

Free to use for whatever you wish.

* Permit not recognized in any legal jurisdiction.

The .XCF version is editable with GIMP; has layers and editable text.

The .PSD version is editable with most image editors; has layers but rasterized text.

The .PNG version is editable with all image editors; flat images with transparency.

(Migrated from Gumroad March 2024.)